Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
they need to just BURY HIM!
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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