:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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