weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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