It's just like the Real World with babies
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
being pregnant is like rehab
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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