My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.