She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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