Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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