I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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