Jerry, you need to find god
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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