So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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