I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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I think I just shit out all my problems.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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