fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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