I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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