I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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