Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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