Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard