Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival