Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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