just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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