She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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