idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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