you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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