the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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