It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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