we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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