I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
we made out on top of his cat.
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I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results