can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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