Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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