What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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