Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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