Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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