Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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