I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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