hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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