I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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