problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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