In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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