ugly people sure do ruin things
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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