she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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