is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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