Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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