Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory