It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is