its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .