Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.

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(801): View more from Utah

Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.

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(386): View more from Florida

he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"

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(310): View more from California

someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.

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(586): View more from Michigan

on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"

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(910): View more from North Carolina

It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"

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