I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"