Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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