1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
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We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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