the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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