I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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