i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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