I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
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All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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