3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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