Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.