Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell